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Mark Rimmell

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[Feb. 1st, 2010|08:00 pm]
Mark Rimmell
I can now use my Oyster Card at my local station. I'm still deeply suspicious of the Oyster but no worries about having to travel without a ticket when the station isn't staffed and the ticket machine is full of expanding urethane foam.

I now want to surgically implant the Oyster RFID chip into my wrist.
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[User Picture]From: pinkwitch2000
2010-02-01 08:36 pm (UTC)
Someone got busted for defacing their oyster and changing it to something more asthetic, I doubt your wrist would be considered any less acceptable to them, so, as it will not be accepted anyway, have it put into your scrotum. That will give the station staff a bit of a worry. They will all try swiping their nuts on the machine and then no one will want to use it again!Okay, maybe I should "clam" up - get it! Hahahahaha! Oh dear, I will get exported to Facebook at this rate
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