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[Dec. 21st, 2012|09:32 am]
Mark Rimmell
People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you were no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy required the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and, your planet was one of those previously scheduled for demolition today. However due to the state of the galactic economy all such building projects have been put on hold for the foreseeable future (approximation 5 billion of your earth years). We apologise for any inconvenience.
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