Only had a very brief email from Ari. Chris OK. I still want full details, who?, what?, when?, where?.
Ari said Tony Bellini has been to the vet about his leg and is now Tina Bellini. This prompted me to wonder why the vet thought a sex change was a good treatment for a wonky leg.
And in other bizarre thoughts today.
I saw a headline for the Evening Standard. GIRL EATING HER SELF TO DEATH, for one moment I had a mental picture of contortionist tucking into her own foot.