September 21st, 2006

Checking my watch

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Recent events

A few weeks ago I woke-up and stumbled into the bathroom to do my morning ablutions and was shocked to see a huge black slimy thing in the toilet. "Shit" I thought "it's an eel!"... It was my plastic inflatable bat that had fallen off the mirror.

Then the other night I couldn't sleep rolled over in bed and felt something brush against my leg. I reached down to feel a huge body and lots of legs... I was out of bed in a split second and threw the duvet back to find... not the huge spider I had imagined but the tassel on a cushion.

What worries me is these things come in threes... I hope the next one won't be in public.
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