January 20th, 2015

Sounds like a conversation in the care home.

Me "On-line self defence course? Sounds as much use as that correspondence course in parachuting."
Jo "Parrot shooting?"
Me "Not 'parrot shooting', PARACHUTING!"
Jo "What's Parrot shooting?"
Me "Parachuting. You know like jumping out of an aeroplane?"
Jo "Oh.... Tuesday."