I have a pile of candy and an Onion Homeland Insecurity Calendar.
Only thing I'm going to miss today is The Queens speech. I wonder what message Her Majesty has for The Empire this year... Will it be in Latin? I loved that moment when most of The Empire did a collective "huh?" as HM the Q slipped in "annus horribilis".... Which I should explain isn't Latin for "sore bottom".
The last couple of years has found me slumped in a wingback leather armchair in the library at Roger Mooore's house, after a huge Christmas dinner.
Right now I have just finished breakfast I'm on my second mug of coffee and I'm eying-up a tube of M&Ms Santa left me.