I was spraying nasty wood treatment under the bath and the sprayer clogged. I was adjusting the nozzle and it came off, two streams of nasty wood treatment shot out at right angels to the spout. One stream all over me. Washed to worst of it off pretty quickly, luckily I was near a bath, then cleaned up and jumped under the shower until the water ran cold.
So if I drop dead any time soon get them to test my body for lethal doses of nasty wood treatment.