Overheard at the fair...
Small boy "...but I want it, I REALLY want it!"
Chav dad "For gawd sake stop lookin' at girl's stuff!"
Large biker bloke, looking at table and chairs asks his girlfriend "Should we get them?"
Bikers girlfriend "If you like, but just remember we came on the bike."
Glamgoth Ruthy "I don't care...I got a walrus!"