Mark Rimmell (markrimmell) wrote,
Mark Rimmell

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It's a pretty good chance that if I don't understand a news headline it's going to be about sport.

Latest baffling headlines...

"Button Wins Spanish GP"
General Practitioner? Was my first thought. then I thought wouldn't "Spanish GP Wins Button" make more sense? Although doctor of any nationally winning a button really doesn't sound like a news worthy item.

Then there was...
"Wenger vows to strengthen squad"
Sounded military to me. General Wenger demands more troops to defend war torn (add country of your choice).

and "Ferguson coy over future of Tevez"
My best guess was President Ferguson of the small country Tevez, wasn't saying much about his plans for the next few years.

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