If I were John and John were Me,
Then he’d be six and I’d be three.
If John were Me and I were John,
I shouldn’t have these trousers on.
In other news...
Marking up the floor for the bath panel was slightly more complicated than surveying prior to starting work on the Great Pyramid. I guess most of the techniques I used would have been familiar to the ancient Egyptian builders as my work today involved set square, plumb-line, lump of wood... anyway it's all marked up now and ready to go. pity it's too late to saw up wood and drill holes in the wall.
RJ arrives from deepest Wiltshire tomorrow, I believe drinks by the river may be happening.