||[May. 24th, 2010|04:50 pm]
I just tried unsuccessfully to brush an ant off the side of my laptop. It crawled in the memory card slot. I am now concerned that it will...|
A. Bugger up the motherboard by frying it's self across tracks on the printed circuit board
B. Download the internet into its brain and become a super intelligent ant that will come to dominate the world by controlling all the nuclear weapons via telepathic ant colonies.
A seems more likely, but B has got more lucrative film rights.
Oh... it's just crawled out again.