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Mark Rimmell

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OH NO! [May. 24th, 2010|04:50 pm]
Mark Rimmell
I just tried unsuccessfully to brush an ant off the side of my laptop. It crawled in the memory card slot. I am now concerned that it will...

A. Bugger up the motherboard by frying it's self across tracks on the printed circuit board

or worse...

B. Download the internet into its brain and become a super intelligent ant that will come to dominate the world by controlling all the nuclear weapons via telepathic ant colonies.

A seems more likely, but B has got more lucrative film rights.

Oh... it's just crawled out again.

[User Picture]From: ellefurtle
2010-05-24 06:16 pm (UTC)
B may still be possible! Flee!
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[User Picture]From: woodlandguy
2010-05-25 07:13 pm (UTC)
Could be a redeeming sequel to that nasty Joan Collins film!
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