Mark Rimmell (markrimmell) wrote,
Mark Rimmell
markrimmell

Am I going to die?

This morning I decided to clean my toothbrushes, being both electric and manual models. Now the water may have been too hot and my manual one was damaged, however I did not notice this subtle change until I used it.The bristles started to fall off the brush in my mouth, I tried to spit the tiny pieces out but alas some found their way to the back of my throat and I began to retch. I won't go into details but it all got very messy. But I could still feel something down my throat. I had some porridge, figured it my pad out the stomach and stop the little nylon needles killing me.

Now as I seem to remember that you can kill someone with chopped tiger whiskers and nylon bristles may have the same properties as said whiskers... What are my chances?
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